Sometimes an (evil) plan is all you need!

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan™!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a famous actor. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, amazed by your arrival. Who is this threat to our children? Where did she come from? And why does she look so good in wizard's robes?

Stage Two

Next, you must vaporize the internet. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must covertly perform your arcane ritual, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your unbreakable will, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.


Yes, I apparently have been unable to sleep, am up reading Twitter.... @KatieKonrath twittered this and I felt compelled to reply.
Beware of my evil clows and fuzzy bunnies - and goodnight!
V-

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Posted by dotcalm at 1/9/2009 1:22 AM
Categories: Twitter,Social Networks,Fun New or Unique

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  • 1/9/2009 3:10 AM Cynthia Clinton wrote:
    Bah ha! You evil genius, you! I knew you had to be up to something when I saw it was after 1am in NY. If you need a sidekick... you know... I might be available. Jus' sayin'
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    1. 1/9/2009 4:25 AM dotcalm wrote:
      Not sure if I'm a genius right now... it is past my bedtime!
      You'll be the first person I call!
      V-

      8<
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  • 1/12/2009 1:06 PM Katie Konrath wrote:
    Love it! Especially the "And why does she look so good in wizard's robes?" part.

    Whoever came up with the evil plan generator is pretty brilliant.
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    1. 1/12/2009 2:42 PM dotcalm wrote:
      It was meant as a dark humor entry - but I actually had a friend call up and ask if I was okay... so that got me thinking about how strongly I had set the tone of the blog... which is a good thing! I guess that means I'm strongly branded on the "happy/positive" side; so much so that it kind of threw her off that I placed that on the blog.
      I was hoping the inclusion of clowns and bunnies would make the humor obvious; but I have to remember that some readers may be confused when I do something out of the ordinary here....
      I admit - I can have a "unique" sense of humor sometimes!
      V-

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  • 2/23/2009 3:50 AM Online Cigars Store wrote:
    I have devilish plans in my mind all the time...bwaahaha
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